Things i've Learned from Christmas Horror Movies

With gifts, Christmas presents included, it is really the thought that counts. Hey. Someone gets you something, you had better be thankful. And if that "something" is a horrible sweater a relative gets you, you know you ought to wear it at just one family function where said relative will be attending. Nothing says gratitude like your own personal shame. "Thanks. Its just what I always wanted!"

Rule: There are plenty of respectful ways to ask about the return policy. If you have any shred of suspicion that your Christmas present might kill you and the whole town, ask for the receipt. It will probably kill the whole town and all the good little girls and boys and elves. Trust me, exchange the thing for the cash and buy yourself something nice.

Who can say whats a more horrifying Christmas morning surprise? Tacky Christmas sweater. Cute little furry critter who's like a ticking time bomb! Who's gonna remember all those rules with all those sparkly Christmas lights and pies all over the place!? Its a close one.

Gifts you need to Politely decline:

Gremlins
1. Mogwai and any other small mysterious creatures the gifter found in Chinatown.

Child's Play
2. Creepy little man dolls.

Nightmare Before Christmas
3. Delightful and whimsical claymation monsters.

Silent Night, Deadly Night
4. Box cutters..big red flag when its used.

Santa's Slay
5. EXPLOSIVES!!!